A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.
by jediracer October 22, 2012
one of them heads that's always on tour following some band or ragin' festies... may live in a van with six other stoners, hustlin' town to town blowin' up the spot on lot at every show...
phed rage lot kid tour
phed rage lot kid tour
by wandering a June 2, 2009
by d-tourkadie December 10, 2011
A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.
Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.
Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.
Tom: "So that's how she does it."
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.
Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.
Tom: "So that's how she does it."
by dwerner May 4, 2018
"Hawke poured whiskey into two more mugs. Jack Prouduced a fifth of Vodka. Murphy had a half pint of scotch and several small cans of sardines packed in olive oil, as well as a box of crackers. An hour later they were giggling and the mystery tour was well on its way."
by dadgad8 December 2, 2011
an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.
- So how was warped tour?
- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..
- And that was fun?
- HELL YES
- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..
- And that was fun?
- HELL YES
by Kate S August 15, 2005
When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.
Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!
Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.
Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.
by abpersonality February 11, 2010