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Going out of your way or changing your plans just to get laid.
"Wait, you're in Madrid? I thought you were going to Portugal"

"Yeah but I met a hot Spanish guy so I'm taking a d-tour"
D-tour by tackysocks April 17, 2017
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d-tour tour d'boudoir tour d'ivoire Tourne'd D.A.N D.A. D d.s. D.J D'arcy

tour d'boudoir 

Fr. "Tour of the bedroom." Having sex in multiple positions in multiple locations in a bedroom.
"Did you run a tour d'stade for your morning workout?"
"No, I had a tour d'boudoir with my girlfriend!"
tour d'boudoir by Nathaniel Decker December 19, 2007

tour d'ivoire

French for ivory tower (a place of seclusion).
Come out of your tour d'ivoire and face the outer world bravely.
tour d'ivoire by uttam maharjan September 2, 2010

Tourne'd 

To ritualistically show ones ass in public. 2. To be shown an ass in a public place, quite often in the workplace.
He was at my desk and just Tourne'd me. I didn't like it.
Tourne'd by Malcommex August 31, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026