Porky Pies 

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).

Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE

Porky Pies by Α January 20, 2022

porky bread flaps 

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia

"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"

porky bread flaps by Phallax February 27, 2005

Porky 

Porky or Porki is a slang used for Pakistanis as Pork is forbidden there, so it is used to mock them on Social Media.

Hey Porky, how’s your FATF Grey List going?

Porky by PorkiHunter71 July 6, 2021

uncle porky 

What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.

Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.

uncle porky by Optomon May 9, 2004

Porky Pies 

When your mate tells you he was about to play for Man U the other day but he broke his leg.This phrase was glorified in Big shaq new hit single(chicken shop freestyle).Commonly used by white 50 year old teachers when they catch you running in the corridor.

"I couldve signed for Man U the other day but broke my leg its a mad ting"

"Wow such a shame"

"Porky Pies mate you couldn't play ball if your life depended on it"

Porky Pies by BUndaatingsukno January 18, 2021

porky pussy 

when a girl doesn't shave and when the partner tries to go down on her their lip is poked by her porky hairs

i went down on this bitch and her porky pussy cut my lip

porky pussy by bowman and cobb November 13, 2007

Porky Twanger 

The Porky Twanger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of Bumping uglies. This is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase 'Porky twanger!' (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount.

'I got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. I was doing her from behind, so I thought I'd give her a porky twanger while I was at it.'

Porky Twanger by W Scotchston November 11, 2007