clangered

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.
"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!
by Phallax February 27, 2005
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porky bread flaps

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia
"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"
by Phallax February 27, 2005
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