/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."
by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021
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The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
by dablainester July 18, 2009
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The action taken when a small child (he/she) has to go to the toilet with someone holding it for them.
Do you need the toilet?
Yes but im scared of the tiddly piddle
by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 27, 2016
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The act of a woman rubbing her clit.
There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 4, 2019
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"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha
by ChinChilla Cilla April 7, 2011
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