An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
very large blue balls
the bitch had an orgasm and left, my husky balls are killing me
Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.
Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.
When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.
She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.
A very hot or attractive handicapped or disabled person.
guy 1-"Dude, that chick is hot" guy 2- "Man ,shes in a wheelchair. One legs longer than the other" guy 1 - "I dont care, she gimp-ilicious"
The act of a woman rubbing her clit.
There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.
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