75 definitions by Matt Windle poet

Brutiful

/ˈbru tɪfʊl/

a brutal beating or knockout in boxing that was beautifully done.

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with a person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate; I'm saying strong and she's saying milky."

by Matt Windle poet March 6, 2021

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.

"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"

by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'

This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

/lɪʃ/

delicious.

highly pleasant to the taste.

delightful.

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021