Skip to main content
1) A loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities such as a tendency to high-handed moralising, offering up unsolicited non-sequiturs out of the blue and issuing commandments on how to do things, but without having been given the mandate to do so by neither authority on high nor by election of his peers.
2) Sometimes slight homosexual connotations are attached to the meaning, given its etymological origins: homo was contracted to Mo, then extended to Moses to render a more euphonious word and offer some degree of stealth due to possible censorship and slander concerns.
"Hey, guys, you really shouldn't be eating all that fast food. It could kill you."
"Shut up, don't be such a moses"
or, singing along to a Nelly song:
"Why do I live this way? Hey, must be a moses"
moses by DURFC March 22, 2005
moses mug front
Get the moses mug.
See more merch
lee,he is moses but refuses his part in collecting the 10 commmandments, so he is replaced by a ball (which has a mouth and eyes) he is great.we all love moses
moses by sloane and shelley October 11, 2005
Cross between man and roses.
When you wife/girlfriend sends you moses, roses to work for Valentines Day. It's a way to make receiving roses from work less embarrassing as a man.
moses by Ceridwen77 February 23, 2014
men who like going down on women who have their period
Moses did part the red sea
moses by lizeurd April 10, 2011
A gang, located mainly in the Pioneer Valley of Massachusetts. Very bad-ass, but also very nonviolent! :) The leader and founder of this gang is wildly credited to be Ivy Coles. Ivy is the only one allowed to induct new members into the gang.
1, 2, 3, Moses!
Moses by Ivaaa December 19, 2010
Moses helps us get in to Heaven
Moses by UDBalla September 8, 2010
moses by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006