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Miserablism 

A mental disorder or belief system rooted in societal blame or bigotry for one’s own short comings or failures. “Miserablism” uses demoralization, shame, guilt and legal persuasion in order to force others to accept, adapt, glorify and celebrate the created misery or failed reality of the miserablist.
Suffering from miserablism, Alex often cried foul and blamed others when he got a bad grade, didn’t get picked for the team or couldn’t land a part time job. Although Alex never studied, never worked out and couldn’t pass a drug test he blamed the teachers, the coaches and employers of being bigots and had them all fired.
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Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.
After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.
Miserabate by mmxjcl September 11, 2013
When you ask for a cracker and they give you half. Like the Glossier free samples: something that makes you feel sorry you asked.
What a miserly little piece of nothing. If they don't want to give any, don't offer any.
Miserly by Psedogenius October 28, 2020

miserable failure 

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail
Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd
miserable failure by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011

les miserables 

A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean
Les Miserables is usually a school book
les miserables by jimsonisgod September 23, 2005

miserability 

(noun) poor visibility during miserable weather.
While driving into the whiteout during the snowstorm I exclaimed "This sure is some miserability!"
miserability by NOrefX January 22, 2014

miserablycrying

Hey did you see miserablycrying’s new video? It was hilarious
miserablycrying by anonymous June 14, 2021