Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
by mambassenpai November 12, 2014
by Dienofboredom October 21, 2005
Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.
Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009
by w&f January 18, 2009
He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
by thesg September 19, 2006
by Master in arms March 14, 2018
If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina
If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously
Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously
Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 5, 2018