w&f's definitions

fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Barlowed

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

by w&F February 8, 2010

rigby pest

a man that lets his private parts hang out at partys or plays with himself in public places in the hope that someone will see him.

"good hevens see that bloke parked outside that shop" "yeah he's been thair for ages" "i know i went past him before and the dirty sod was slapping his salami" "oh he must be a rigby pest, just keep away the other day somebody was raming his car with shopping trollys and it just made him slap it harder.

by w&f May 4, 2009

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

back entry

a passage way allowing rear entry to somewere, someone or something.

"do you mind iff i throw this large pole up your back entry old boy" "no not at all thair's plenty of room iff you have any other large things to go with it"

by w&f May 3, 2009

flipping heck

statement of shock

"i say old chap i seem to have got that lamp shade you left here stuck up my rimper" "flipping heck thats a bit of a bugger"

by w&f January 17, 2009

bang im

term used by northern doormen and gangsters

" am gunna bang im in a minuite"

by w&f January 18, 2009