Diddle

A gathering of people named Dylan.

"Man, there sure are a lot of people here."

"Yeah, it's a diddle convention; Dylans as far as they eye can see."

by Milisaracine July 18, 2020

Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 November 12, 2015

Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018

diddles

diddle means to shake around your penis around with other men
usually done in circles with several men some of which are tall with short dicks
that would be known as a diddles

Jim:you wanna have diddles
Billy:Hell yeah man! I just came out of my domestic partnership with Joe
Joe:if your having diddles you better include me

by the man with a golden dick 2.0 July 23, 2009

diddles

Verb: To drum like a badass (usually snare)
Noun: Paradiddles, any snare beat.

Drumlineese for paradiddles.

Joe: You workin on your diddles bruh?
Bob: Yeah nilla

by chopmonster February 2, 2013

diddle-diddle

diddle-diddle is when you stick your fingers in your ass.

my teacher diddle-diddles al day in class.

by john bailey November 2, 2004

Diddling

Jacking off

I was diddling at the preschool

by Eggroll3holes March 17, 2017