Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 20, 2015

Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle

Damm I really want a cucumber

by Brithney bitch March 30, 2018

Cucumber

Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is

You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit

by THE_HENTAI_GOD February 9, 2018

Cucumber

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.

Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"

by Mahusive man July 11, 2023

cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020

Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017