1 definition by Mahusive man

Cucumber

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.

Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"

by Mahusive man July 11, 2023