Similar to "What the hell" and "What the fuck". Usually said in frustration.
"What the christ is wrong with you!?!?"
by Ken Palumbo September 12, 2005
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Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.
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When chicks can't get enough of your penis and worship it.
Girl: I found Penis Christ. He's in Eugene's pants.
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An expression commonly used in Northern Ireland to show annoyance, anger or disappointment. Similar to, jesus tonight.
"Did ye hear the prices of bucky are going up?"
"Christ the night"
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Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.

Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
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