Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.
by SirQTPie April 11, 2016