What the christ 

Similar to "What the hell" and "What the fuck". Usually said in frustration.

"What the christ is wrong with you!?!?"

What the christ by Ken Palumbo September 25, 2005

What the Christ 

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus

"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"

What the Christ by NonGMORice April 20, 2018

what the christ 

The coolest website on the Internet.

"Did you see 'dem boobies on What The Christ today?"

what the christ by The Pinkmeister October 17, 2012

What the Jesus Christ man?! 

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

What the Jesus Christ man?! by Rustee John April 19, 2008

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! 

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle 

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024