Blap

Blapping is a way of describing a sudden surge of proficiency in a first-person shooter. It doesn't mean you perform poorly normally, it's just a way of expressing that you are particularly satisfied with your performance. It's most often used shortly into a round after enough time to evaluate whether it's going to be a "good" or "bad" game in terms of your performance.

The term derives satirically from rap and hip-hop music where rappers use it as an onomatopoeic representation of gun (usually handgun) blasts. Alternatively, it may derive from being a jackass and yelling it out the window of a moving vehicle trying to scare pedestrians.

The need for the word can be partially attributed to the fact that "pew pew" isn't appropriate for conventional, non-energy weapons, and thus an equally expressive sound was needed for firearms.
Wow I'm blappin' on fools this round!

I just blapped this dude so hard!

I'm about to get my blap on!
by DriftEJ20 June 10, 2011
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Blaps

"to cap one", or "bust a cap", or "waste a sucka".
Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.
To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")
Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,
(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.
"Yo Bitch let's go blapsanigga"
"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"
"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"
"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."
"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"
by ,.fghblsufhlke December 24, 2006
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Blap

blap. To enhance blapping technology into everyday language.

Double blap: where 2 people get blapped on either side of the penis

badger blap rap song
we go blap some bitches tonight

computer technology is shit. Im gonna blap the computer screen

gooch blapped blake. Blake is now gooch's bitch

double blap: gooch blapped blake and badger. Gooch now has ownership of blake and badger
by badgersr20 October 28, 2010
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Blap

A word first formed by an internet user when new Steam chat reply sounds were added after an update. The user described the new sound as a "Blap". It's used when people do not want to say anything about something or when they do not know what to say when something happens. This word is also used when people feel uncomfortable about doing something.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna go over Adam's house?"

Guy 2: "blap..."
by MrDandy66 March 07, 2011
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Blap

let's cut, i'm not tryin to get blapped.
by OKG July 01, 2008
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Blap

A time when usually everyone is asleep except tweekers. Around 4:30 am
by Crankey August 18, 2015
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Blap

1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.
Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!
by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009
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