Shitty Baps

The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.

Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)

Shitty Baps by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 6, 2016

Back baps 

The phenomena of a women being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades...

Rachel wore a second bra, back-to-front, to hold her back baps

Back baps by Jezabelle August 3, 2006

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

beezer baps by pio July 2, 2008

man baps 

large breasts on a man!!!!

OMG...that man has man baps!!!

man baps by Jonny Blackburn May 3, 2004

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

floury baps by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Chap baps 

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

Chap baps by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010

the baps 

bisexual anal poop sex

quaids got the baps

the baps by asdf December 5, 2003