30 definitions by Jackie-F

rapanol

Name given to the date-rape knock-out drug Rohypnol, suitable because it lets you know exactly what it's used for. Pronounced 'rape-a-noll'

There's some dodgy looking guys in this place, mind your drink, you don't want to end up with rapanol in there

by Jackie-F October 5, 2005

bust

To pull a member of the opposite sex.

Did you bust her?
So hard I've got a blister on my cock!

I haven't busted in months, my balls are aching and I'm on the verge of freak-out. The pages of my jazz-mags are stuck together, there's no use left in them!

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

madge

A foolish guy. Chump. Moron. etc

X: This party is like so totally cool and happening
Y: Shut-up you madge

by Jackie-F September 7, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 20, 2005

whizzy

Really really lame way of saying something is good. If you say this word, and are under the age of 50, you deserve to be buried up to the neck in sand and left to vultures

What do you think of my new car?

Wow, it's...*thinks of word to say*...really, whizzy

by Jackie-F October 4, 2005

mid-weeky

The kind of nasty feeling you get on a Wednesday morning at work. When you're moody with your colleagues and moody in general

What the hell is wrong with him? I was only saying hello.
I think he's feeling a bit mid-weeky

by Jackie-F October 12, 2005

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

by Jackie-F September 9, 2005