tool apron 

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

tool apron by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018

mom apron 

The stomach flap left behind after giving birth. It is generally just loose skin, but can have fat in it as well. It's name comes from the fact that it can look like an apron that is tied around the waist.

After I had my kid, I developed such a flabby mom apron.

mom apron by TheFartSaver July 19, 2020

Lowe's apron 

The golden standard of workskenship, class, prestige, and honor. Obtained only by being blessed and honored to work at Lowe's

I hung up my Lowe's apron in the rafters, I hope that isn't bragging too much.

Lowe's apron by Rim Job Pubes March 12, 2017

Tied to your wife's apron strings 

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

Tied to your wife's apron strings by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

Blacksmith's Apron 

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usualy covering a majority of the frontal pelvis. Very popular in the 1940's but falling from favor in the 90's.

That Demi Moore realy has a nice Blacksmith's apron.

Blacksmith's Apron by saltlick April 11, 2011

Man Apron 

Man Apron: The act of a man cooking topless in order to keep his shirt cleanish. Best done if said man has a mane of chest hair.

Hey man, it looks like that juice coming out of that steak might splatter on your shirt. Want this apron?

-No. (quickly removes shirt) MAN APRON!!!!
Skin never stains!

-Awesome. And that steak smells delicious.

-Yep.

Man Apron by zack87878787 August 25, 2010

pittsburgh apron

this only requires two individual people (one male, one female, or you can be creative), one bar restroom, and one ben rothlisberger jersey. the first person wears the steelers jersey forcing their-self upon the helpless second person. once finished, the forceful person that wore the ben rothlisberger jersey will go to bar louie in station square, pennsylvania.

i was taken into the bathroom by a man and he gave me a pittsburgh apron. now i wear my work apron crooked to cover up my butt hole so it doesn't happen again.

pittsburgh apron by atdiandsti February 26, 2011