Apron belly

An Apron belly is when you become so immensely overweight, that your stomache hangs over your pants, or shorts, or whatever you're wearing looks sort of like an apron.

Ew, that mans apron belly is so big, he doesn't need a napkin!

by Chris Harper May 27, 2006

fat apron

occurs in fat people where a mass of fat develops below the belly button and grows longer and eventually coves the vagina and penis. real sex killer. the big hanging thing in pictures on ere.

his fat apron can dance its that big

by bjkba kb f March 25, 2008

Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.

My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

flesh apron

see gunt.

when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick.

by grinder November 28, 2003

ass apron

A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts

I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron

by NickyLags July 30, 2010

Friendship Apron

An imaginary apron that represents your friendship.
When threatened to take off the friendship apron,
You are threatened that your friendship will be over.

Julie: Karter can I borrow a pencil?
Karter: No.
Julie: What?! Friendship apron off! -pretends to untie imaginary apron and throws it on the floor-

by -whatwearelookingfor May 22, 2011

Blacksmith's Apron

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usually but not always covering the entire frontal pelvic area from hip bone to hip bone. Just immagine the blacksmiths apron. Dirty Dirty hair.

I got a rash from that bitches blacksmith's apron.

by Saltlick March 24, 2011