when ejaculation upon the face or body of another is accompanied by a gratuitous amount of previously harvested semen. Most commonly warmed then poured from a bucket, the result is an apron of hot man chowder draping the recipient. Surveys have shown that this is a great alternative to a bukkake when space is tight.
Ever since the bukkake my mom has to be drenched in cum to get off. So instead of calling all the guys over, I decided to save up on my own. It took weeks to prepare a Pearl Apron this grand, and boy are my arms tired...I poured it on her right after I blew my load in her eye and she nearly drowned, but she loved it! Only the best for my mommy!
by fastax666 June 16, 2010
The stomach flap left behind after giving birth. It is generally just loose skin, but can have fat in it as well. It's name comes from the fact that it can look like an apron that is tied around the waist.
by TheFartSaver July 20, 2020
Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018
Someone who is known for cleaning up cum from someone else's ejaculation with any part of their body (normally the mouth)
by JaySmoove April 10, 2016
The golden standard of workskenship, class, prestige, and honor. Obtained only by being blessed and honored to work at Lowe's
by Rim Job Pubes March 12, 2017
An overabundance of pubic hair. Usualy covering a majority of the frontal pelvis. Very popular in the 1940's but falling from favor in the 90's.
by saltlick March 25, 2011
by Didn’tBreakMyPromiseSir May 10, 2021