by claptrap414 April 30, 2011
Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.
by Silverant April 15, 2006
To perform oral sex on someones ass. Also known as ass eating or a rim job. Word comes from what a goose hissing and sticking its tongue out at you when you get too close.
by #wade August 1, 2018
A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.
Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"
by Zoopy June 20, 2007
You are about to finish with a woman, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and yell "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
You and a woman are having sex, when right before you finish you pull out and light her pubes on fire and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!" Thus creating the Angry Charizard.
by Tout January 13, 2012
The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.
Ha ha nice one Les.
Ha ha nice one Les.
by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.
that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.
by shifty February 6, 2004