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ass eating isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. technicolor ass goblin
aka, MFG (man face girl). Nasty technicolor spandex wearing lardass. Makes you say "what the hell is that ass eating?" when accompanied by 80's workout thong.
It's a good thing you're not going out with that girl anymore, she looked like a technicolor ass goblin at that party last weekend.
2. Tunnel Rat
One who is in to eating some serious ass! A tunnel rat is not a casual ass eater or one who may by accident come in contact with the anus while eating pussy. Tunnel Rat is reserved for those who have made an art form of eating ass!
After years of practice and honing my ass eating technique, I have finally earned the monacher of Tunnel Rat!!
3. Eating Cookies
In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.
"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.
4. Rim Job
a tongue in the ass, usually homosexual, and usually the most intimate of contact. Not limited to hiney-huffers.
In this evolving world, Sy the straight guy is afraid of his own ass, doesn't know how to wash that ass correctly, and therefore will remain oblivious to the infinite pleasure of a Rim Job.
5. ass mouth
Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.
"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!
6. drunk off my ass
The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
7. grizzly ass
The next step up from gorilla ass, Grizzly ass is common in the southern region among tribes who live in swampy areas surrounded by high mountain peaks. It flourishes in muggy climates. The main cause is a lack of soap and water for a minimum of three weeks, and taking huge dooks. The ass hairs form a thick barrier, impossible for turds to penetrate causing severe dingle berries and itching, When scratched the smell will remain on the fingers for weeks(even when scratched through the trousers)Aside from shaving, industrial strength hand cleaner is the only cure. Grizzly ass is not gender specific and affects all walks of life.
After going without a shower and eating MRE's for the last month in Iraq. These long walks were taking a toll on Lcpl Slapahoe's health and welfare, he was now not only fighting insurgents, but a heavy case of grizzly ass as well.
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