(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.
I lanced my way to victory.
He really lanced his career.
I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
He really lanced his career.
I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012
by Pidge P. Holt April 18, 2019
(verb)
1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.
2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.
3: To sue or bring suit against someone.
1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.
2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.
3: To sue or bring suit against someone.
1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.
2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.
3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.
2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.
3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.
by Truthseeker58 January 24, 2013
A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.
by a_happy_girlfriend December 1, 2011
by Truthwriter October 30, 2007
When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.
by Kordops February 6, 2019
He may seem like a shy dude, but if you get to know him, he can be the best person you ever know, he's insecure about everything, if you know someone name Lance befriend him, he may seem unresponsive but he's just shy and afraid of getting judge
by Nani68 June 29, 2022