wireless cunt

A person who carry's a PDA on their belt clip or any other wireless product that will fit on a belt.

I was in the pub when this wireless cunt walks in and starts bitching about not being able to pick up a wireless signal to find out what time his dinners ready.

by roscopeco June 22, 2007

wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

Future wireless fieldwork

When two men touch each other through a linksys

Hey, are you into future wireless fieldwork?

by DeEnda February 16, 2010

I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017

White Sticky Wireless Mouse

What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.

Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse

by E-Z N January 13, 2006

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 4, 2019

Wireless Blunt

when the roach falls out so you chong the paper

Fuck bro my roach fell out now I have a Wireless Blunt

by Matchiavello March 20, 2022