One of the many terms for the manflower or man flower, the shaft the cock. Basically to all you dumb motherfuckers out there it means the penis, the bishop. Not the beaver because thats a bitches cooch . If youre a dude its that junk that hangs between your legs.
Also, a slang term used when referring to a penis set that has been infected with the rare disease Penile Scrotal Coggloritus. See coggler
Also, a slang term used when referring to a penis set that has been infected with the rare disease Penile Scrotal Coggloritus. See coggler
That bitch rocked my cog all night long.
He has a cog. He's a coggler, isn't it obvious just take a look at his haggard, beastilized, mutated tea bag.
He has a cog. He's a coggler, isn't it obvious just take a look at his haggard, beastilized, mutated tea bag.
by Ashen Skies. October 19, 2003
A person or persons that inflict grevious physical and psycological harm onto others simply by turning up to social functions appearing in a ghastly, witchly and unhealthy state; usually in the form of a melting face, witch or ghoulish like figure. Origins: - Amanda Coghlan 2005 was the first Cog.
by Australis January 17, 2008
Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
by unkledadi April 6, 2023
Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.
by unkledadi April 9, 2023
Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
by Cog Sex May 23, 2023
Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.
Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."
Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."
Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"
Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."
Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"
by Cooch1000 January 3, 2014