10 definitions by Cooch1000

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).
"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."
by Cooch1000 April 13, 2019
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A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.
"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."
by Cooch1000 April 19, 2019
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"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"
by Cooch1000 April 13, 2019
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"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."
by Cooch1000 April 15, 2019
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Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.
Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021
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Tommy: “Mickey, I told you to bring the schnapps man!!!”

Mickey: “Sorry man - I totally fahgut.”
by Cooch1000 March 21, 2021
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