I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
by Black History Month November 16, 2020
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
by Black History Month November 16, 2020
by readyXsetXkill June 18, 2004
by craig May 7, 2004
by schlongman May 4, 2021
The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.
Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!
Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!
Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now
by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020
The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch
by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021