3 definitions by schlongman

bloodline of men with very large schlongs
12 inch or above is the usual wyborn man
by schlongman May 24, 2011
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an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human
hammy is such a shlump.
by schlongman May 4, 2021
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a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump
gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin
by schlongman May 4, 2021
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