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He is ACTUALLY evil. His name is an anagram for Satan.
Really, Santa? The letters H and O are 6 letters away in the alphabet.

HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch
Santa by 8Chris8 March 5, 2011
According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars
Look it's Santa mommy...oh wait I cant see him he's is tiny
Santa by FrankieBo'sgua January 4, 2017
A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.
“Hey, Theres Santa He tried to kill my bro so grab the sawed off shotgun and kill that fat cunt
Santa by Childhood destroyer December 6, 2017
The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.
You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!
Santa by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020
A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".
"Oh shit, santa came to my house last night and I cant find anybody"
A criminal scumbag who should start paying his taxes right this instant.
Resolved: Santa ought to pay his taxes
Santa by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020