santa

Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.

Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!

santa by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

Santa

He is ACTUALLY evil. His name is an anagram for Satan.

Really, Santa? The letters H and O are 6 letters away in the alphabet.

HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch

Santa by 8Chris8 March 5, 2011

Santa

According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars

Look it's Santa mommy...oh wait I cant see him he's is tiny

Santa by FrankieBo'sgua January 4, 2017

Santa

A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.

“Hey, Theres Santa He tried to kill my bro so grab the sawed off shotgun and kill that fat cunt”

Santa by Childhood destroyer December 6, 2017

Santa

The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.

You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!

Santa by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Santa

A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".

"Oh shit, santa came to my house last night and I cant find anybody"

Santa by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020

Santa

A criminal scumbag who should start paying his taxes right this instant.

Resolved: Santa ought to pay his taxes

Santa by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020