A traffic light that turns red and stays red when there is no one in sight coming from any direction. Treat as a stop sign and keep going.
-Pulls up to traffic light-
"Why the fuck is the light red? There's no one anywhere in sight.."
-Runs said traffic light-
"Damn Red Light Stopsign, now i'm going to be 6 seconds later then I would have been..."
"Why the fuck is the light red? There's no one anywhere in sight.."
-Runs said traffic light-
"Damn Red Light Stopsign, now i'm going to be 6 seconds later then I would have been..."
by MamimiSamejima September 5, 2005
To do one red light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently closed, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. If you are very desperate you can preform a green light suicide along with a red light suicide to improve the chances that the light will change. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes or before you get hit by a car and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection. Notice: this is illegal, dangerous and is sweeping the nation!!
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do one red light suicides before that bus dragged me through three intersections. The antonym for red light suicide is a green light suicide.
by Denis Lachance September 29, 2008
A Red Light District is a section of town usually devoted to prostitution or other illegal/immoral behavior. Red Light Districts are usually found in larger cities, although some smaller towns might as well be Red Light Districts because the prostitution is so heavy anyway.
Hell no, I won't date her! If I was that desprate, I'd go to a red light district and pick up a dirty whore!
by Adam Korman January 19, 2004
1. Eye-flirting with the driver of the car next to you at a red light, then never seeing the stranger again.
2. Similarly, a romance that lasts a short amount of time with few hard feelings when it ends abruptly.
3. One-night stand
2. Similarly, a romance that lasts a short amount of time with few hard feelings when it ends abruptly.
3. One-night stand
Look, this guy next to you is trying to catch your eye. Give him his little red-light romance.
Brenda: Hey, where's your new beau?
Susan: New beau? Oh, Gods no. Just a little red-light romance.
Brenda: Hey, where's your new beau?
Susan: New beau? Oh, Gods no. Just a little red-light romance.
by Kamrie June 15, 2009
The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected
Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
by Always L8 July 11, 2010
by Vanburen July 31, 2013
When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
by Gdub's May 23, 2011