The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 19, 2006
A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.
by AliLO_TheWeez August 4, 2021
by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017
Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!
by BackInBlack60 July 3, 2010
by [HotPocket] October 25, 2018
by severehead December 16, 2008
The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 20, 2006