3 definitions by AliLO_TheWeez
A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.
by AliLO_TheWeez August 4, 2021
Those folks who go to a sushi restaurant and ask for "the real wasabi" and then proceed to eat tubs of it, as if it's ketchup, or some other easy condiment. Wasabi heads run in groups, so they feel less ostracized for their allegedly malfunctioning taste buds: taste buds that could chug wasabi like dudes down orange juice after raucous sex. No problemo. Refreshing af. Don't take a Wasabi Head to a sushi restaurant unless you're ready to experience a sinus exploding, eye watering shit show that only Stevo could trump by snorting that pasty green spice pile off the ramakin.
My Wasabi Head buddies and I are heading to the sushi restaurant tonight and we're gonna straight up drink wasabi with our rolls.
by AliLO_TheWeez December 17, 2021
(hyperbole/exaggerative)
So much of something that you can't even measure it.
A whole helluva lot.
Way more than a bazillion.
From the old-school 'grip,' as in: "the line is way too long, there's a grip of people waiting."
So much of something that you can't even measure it.
A whole helluva lot.
Way more than a bazillion.
From the old-school 'grip,' as in: "the line is way too long, there's a grip of people waiting."
OMG I haven't seen her in a griptillion years!
I got a griptillion mosquito bites at the lake today.
The line is way too long, there's a griptillion people waiting.
I got a griptillion mosquito bites at the lake today.
The line is way too long, there's a griptillion people waiting.
by AliLO_TheWeez June 26, 2023