numpty

Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.

Woah watch out for that numpty

numpty by Toffer September 2, 2003

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someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.

numpty by Vanessa Nimmo September 20, 2004

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Neil Tennant is a numpty.

numpty by tkdark November 9, 2003

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A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject

"You cheesy numpty"

numpty by Tango January 22, 2004

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Numpty

Australian army slang for;

Idiot.

Dumbshit

Fuckwit

Incompetent

"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."

"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"

Numpty by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013

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