Moose

An extremely large penis, one which usually makes its owner look like a dwarf compared to it.

Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"

by AllieA69 December 4, 2016

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moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

by imoose November 29, 2010

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To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.

Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!

by Sakotheking December 1, 2013

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What the moose? You moose! Ahhh moose you!

by moosehead August 1, 2004

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When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.

Dude, we moosed the hell out of that slut that you railed...

by Pellican January 31, 2009

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