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Fred Durst

If Durst can fuck up Scott Stapp from Creed, how come he turned down the boxing match Stapp called for. When Mr. "Back the Fuck Up", Mr. "Chainsaw", Mr. "Break Your Fuckin' Face" is called out, he becomes Mr. "I don't want to resort to violence".
If Fred Durst that much of a fake-ass jocker, I wonder what that says about those trying look tough by being him.
Fred Durst by Sako December 26, 2003
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Fred Durst

a man who pretends to be a musician and calls his music "metal" when it is no where close. he is known for engaging in sexual activities with male members of audience after shows. he also enjoys trying to destroy the music industry for fun.
Fred Durst by sdmfryan December 27, 2011

Fred Durst

I am so hungry right now, I feel like eating some Fred Durst.
Fred Durst by Mark H July 8, 2004

Fred Durst

See the Chicago Speedway lemon incident as metalheads in Chicago call him "Lemon Nuts" as he got nailed in the nuts with a lemon; it's a guess if a Chicago White Sox pitcher is in the audience and threw the lemon. Durst incited a ho yay laced tirade at Chicago radio icon Mancow Muller as MTV.com reported on the 2003 incident as they were on tour with Metallica. MTV Icon ignored all of Metallica's peers and the rest of thrash metal for that matter as they didn't do the Icon right with them. Chicago Sun-Times chronicled Durst slagging on the fans with the taunts "Fucking Pussies" and the crowd "Fuck Fred Durst" as he was pelted with garbage. They know what heavy metal is as they might have a Trouble album in their collection. The "your baseball teams suck" invoked the lemon to the nuts. It's the most high profile projectile nut shot. The website Metal Underground chronicled the lemon projectile incident as it's the joke that the Chicago metal community runs with; as Anthrax came in town and tore shit up in Chicago Heights. He employed some pretty explicit sexual put downs where The Cabbie Homicide writer is a bit funnier with the degrading insults as he applies some of the putdowns to Mary Sangiovanni as a heavy metal band from Chicago took the insult one step further with the crack, "Fuck her and her porn career."
Fred Durst pertaining to Mancow, "I will be fucking Mancow in the ass on your front lawn" as he storms off stage.

The heavy metal community in Chicago, "What a fucking pussy as we're wanting to attend a Limp Bizkit show with a shopping bag full of lemons so we can aim for his nuts backstage." Fred Durst is associated with the projectile nutshot everyone in the metal community won't let the collective butt of the joke live it down.
Fred Durst by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Fred Durst Friday 

The Most Important Holiday in the Existence of Mankind
Every Friday People World Wide come together to Celebrate the one and only Fred Durst
Person 1 : "Oh my God I forgot it's Fred Durst Friday"
Person 2: "How could you forget that? *BREAKS YOUR STUFF*
Fred Durst Friday by dunkelherz_qwq November 11, 2021

Fred Durst Day 

Every December 28th is the opportunity to dress like Fred Durst of the rock/rap group Limp Bizkit. All are to dress as such on this day and if possible to speak like him too.
"dude, we were Rollin on Fred Durst Day"
"Dude, he is so washed up"
Fred Durst Day by btracy215 August 13, 2011

fred durst day 

basically the kindof day when you feel like fucking shit upp, when everybody sucks, and you dont why but you wanna justify ripping someones head off.

also can be described as a day when you wear a red hat backwards. keep in mind you must be chubby and white.
cainen- "d0000d *bitch cainen voice. kevdog is having such a fred durst day. hes soooo mean.! //: and he keeps talkin about hotdog watererer!"

kevdog- "shutup bitch! *smack!. GET THE FUCK UP!" -Fred durst voice.