DM

Dildo Master. Plan and Simple. Need I say more? Exactly.

D-Master: dude.. my girlfriend broke up with me... she said i was being an asshole.

Smart Guy: actually.. no your wrong. if you were an asshole you would still be together with her right now. you were just being yourself, DM.

by Alpha Male Taz February 19, 2011

DM

The absolute best fucking person that ever touched the earth and ever will. Everyone elses purpose on this earth is to help him. All people before him were created to help produce him. He is the epitamy of evolution. After he dies kill yourself becaues there is nothing else worth living for

DM is fucking awesome

by DM November 22, 2003

DM

DM is how you chat on social media like twitter and instagram.

DM me when you get home.

by XxMusticOwlxX July 9, 2016

DM

DM. Noun
DM’s all have unnaturally large brains and are the smartest living being to ever walking the face of our planet(Earth).DM’s are the greatest at all they do( sports, PewDiePie’s Pixelings, math science. Etc. You can find this information any were including in many origin stories of Earth. It can also be found in holy scripts.

“ He is a DM I would not prefer to face him in any competitive game or I would lose!”

by Dr. BigBrain November 27, 2019

DM

Acronym for 'Direct Mail', a media which used to posting goods infomation especially promotional products the store provided. Usually a piece of paper or more, featuring effectivity and celerity.

It says the 32' LCD TV only costs $499.9 today on the DM, I am so gonna get one.

by Kyle J. Shi December 25, 2007

DM

A beard. As in "Dennis Miller".

"That fellow's DM is pretty thick."

by John March 3, 2005

DM

DM stands for dick massage.

Ask your girl
"can you get down in the dm for me"

by TBITSPJ March 7, 2017