A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.
My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.
by Greenery July 11, 2008
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When one straps himself to a ceiling fan while masterbaiting and after completion you scream "wicked cyclone"
Me and Tommy heard earl doing the wicked cyclone earlier
by Cuh yessir November 6, 2021
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"Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger." The Vapors, Turning Japanese, 1983.
by Vacation Man May 11, 2010
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An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 8, 2006
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Whenever you take a dump into someone's washing machine before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the washing (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the Kansas Dust Storm
Man 1: Dude, when Sam was washing his clothes, I dropped him a French Cyclone into his washer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D

Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!

Man 1: I know!
by legiocaesaris December 31, 2011
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A bad player who sinks his whole team and should touch a computer.
I had cyclone turnip on my team, and now I have no rank.
by Connor Kyser January 12, 2020
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