A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.
In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"
by Dover July 29, 2003
Often used as a code word for things that happen involving two or more people when they should be studying/revising. These mostly have sexual connotations.
by Brianf213 May 18, 2014
A hole that the local government throws money in, and single liberal hags go to read and think they are better than everyone else.
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
by ducktails August 3, 2005
a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.
by Hugo February 11, 2005
by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009
P1:Hey where are you going?
P2:The pubic library.
P1:You mean public?
P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.
P1:Oh, can I cum?
P2:The pubic library.
P1:You mean public?
P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.
P1:Oh, can I cum?
by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014
Jim waited until midnight to start his research paper, so he took a few caffeine pills and opened up the lazy library
by .Avocado May 2, 2009