asp

the best person ever

literally perfect
cutest person on earth

i love you asp
marry me asp

by sillysolimity June 1, 2024

Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.

• When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you

by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018

Aspe

Casper but its Aspe

What is Casper with C and R removed?
Aspe

by Spottek April 11, 2020

ASP

All Suck Penises

Damn they ASP

by alpha sigma phi December 5, 2017

Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025

asp-arin

Medicine of dubious safety/value/effectiveness that's hawked by a "snake-oil" salesman.

I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

[asp]

average anime fan and simp

asp is a very cool guy

by totally not asp September 14, 2021