ASP

All Suck Penises

Damn they ASP

by alpha sigma phi December 5, 2017

ASP

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

by Bigpalm1983 July 6, 2017

[asp]

average anime fan and simp

asp is a very cool guy

by totally not asp September 14, 2021

Aspe

Casper but its Aspe

What is Casper with C and R removed?
Aspe

by Spottek April 11, 2020

asp

the best person ever

literally perfect
cutest person on earth

i love you asp
marry me asp

by sillysolimity June 1, 2024

Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025

ASP

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.

friend:"what did you get an asp for"
you:"i got an asp for helping a 5th grader with their work"

by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019