stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim

mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate

by Madman240 January 18, 2021

Tampon-Hole

an insult made by my 12 year old cousin for their older sister.

Give it back Morgan!!You're being a tampon-hole!

by bored9thgraderinstudyhall September 3, 2019

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 3, 2015

Tampon lips

Is were your eating pussy and one of your ferishes are eating pussy blood and she shoved your lips in her pussy on her period

James. Gobble gobble.

Jenny. Shove those lips inside me I'm on my period
James. My lips are tampon lips

by Fuckerindapussy4 April 3, 2018