when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole
you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie
by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021
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When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
by batteryaciddeerankles June 4, 2023
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This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
by RoughSable May 6, 2023
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