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A term used to describe a virgin girl whose hymen is intact at the time of her first penetration. When she is first penetrated, whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.
I had no idea April was a bleeder when I fingered her at the movies last night. She's so cute, I thought someone would have popped her cherry by now. If I had known, I would have waited to do it with my penis. It just goes to show you that you need to ask, especially with pre-high school girls. Drat!
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(Archaic) A person with hemophilia; a hemophiliac.
"Wait, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"
by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003
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A slang for "being hopeless" or something like a continuous misery.
It's something negative, it can be a severe or continuous feeling.
She's going to break his heart, I know, He's going to be a total bleeder.

She speaks jargon, I can't understand a word she says, I'm a bleeder.
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My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?
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A term used derisively in reference to any female human.

As it is well known all females of the species experience a period of usually five - seven days every month in which the lining of the uterus is disposed of by way of the vagina.
Some men may be repulsed by this phenomenon, while others feel it is one of the most effective methods of birth control.
Stupid fucking bleeder!! Shut your cumdumpster! You're stinking up the whole room!!
by A.J. Cockandballs February 07, 2005
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it's worst than a pussy. it's a freaken bleeding pussy.
Don't be a bleeder.
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what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary
Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.
by Sean Lock Romulux November 01, 2006
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