Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 2, 2020

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

indian canoe

A game played where two participants home their forearms together and a lit cigarette is dropped in between their arms. Whoever moves their arm first loses.

Man I burned my arm at the bar last night playing Indian canoe.

by Sackof potatoes September 16, 2017

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023

Canoe Treatment

When you rise in rank due to having a vagina.

Damn Paris is a Lieutenant already? She got that Canoe Treatment didn't she.

by Sergeant BTW September 3, 2020

Tuna Canoe

The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.

Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.

by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022