by anxyhippo September 15, 2020
A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 22, 2018
Big box is the meaning for anything idiotic or anyone being idiotic, or can be put in a sentence to show how silly, big and funny something is
I got called fat by the American ‘chad’ (bully) so I called him a big box, then slapped him, his mom came to get him from school after crying in class
by Holllllllllaaa,woollies February 12, 2021
A box most commonly hand made in which a Gaelic poet places small slips of paper that describe the perfection and beauty of Pi. Also commonly called in some areas as an “Awesome box”.
by dmbpoetic November 29, 2011
by BoxIsBest August 21, 2022
I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.
I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks
I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks
by Stacy Contryman March 24, 2008
When you pack a meal up for your single friend to take home from a home cooked dinner, it’s not a doggie bag, it’s a Batchelor Box.
by Gringateca September 19, 2022