Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut

I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.

by Baja blaster October 10, 2019

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

by Cal563 June 12, 2024

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019

Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players

"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"

by PunkyCalamari June 4, 2023

indonesian blaster

A sexual faux pas wherein an individual sharts while receiving analingus.

“How did your date go last night?”
“It was going well until she gave me an indonesian blaster”

by Mulletmafia January 4, 2021