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Bahraini Blaster (noun)

A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.
Bahraini Blaster (noun)

"Is that Imran Khan?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"
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pp blaster 

its a pp blaster thats it
pp blaster by gaminggoalie YT October 3, 2022

Grampy Blaster 

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
Grampy Blaster by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

Turkey Blaster 

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
Turkey Blaster by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Cousin Blaster 

When a country person has sex with their cousin
I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster
Cousin Blaster by McBlaster February 11, 2023

Noodle blaster 

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

kerchunka blaster 

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster