When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blaster mug.A specialty BB that is 4.5mm in diameter and unlike its armor piercing heavy aluminum brother the coppertop, will push in excess of 800fps out of a spring powered daisy 340, let alone anything CO2. CO2 is pushing nearly 2500 fps with a blaster .13g as opposed to a coppertop .35g 4.5mm made out of high density PVC.
by Cody5050 November 4, 2020
Get the blaster .177 mug.When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
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Get the Crack blaster mug.by Svendpai March 3, 2017
Get the finger master blaster mug.A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
by Step Dorren June 11, 2020
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Get the Autobot Blaster mug.An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017
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