by Senutobi December 31, 2020
Get the New Year’s Blastermug. A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
by Step Dorren June 11, 2020
Get the Beef blastersmug. when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018
Get the Canadian finger blastermug. A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
by gl;on May 04, 2021
Get the Red Cock Blastermug. When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 03, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blastermug. A fine ass woman, that freezes your eyes on her and you can't stop looking, making you want to blast her...
by Jack Daddy 101 January 16, 2014
Get the Chilly Blastermug. by Blames Johns August 05, 2016
Get the Dong Blastermug.