Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave

Blaster ejected his pets.

by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 10, 2017

Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin

I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster

by McBlaster February 11, 2023

tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback

You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

Blaster Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.

Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.

Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.

by kk5dire April 4, 2021

Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt

"My last shit was an ass blaster"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020