2 definitions by Blames Johns

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.
Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?
by Blames Johns May 21, 2017
Get the dick hockey mug.
Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
by Blames Johns March 9, 2016
Get the Dong Blaster mug.