A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M
“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.
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When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
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When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
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When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
by Nosidam December 17, 2017
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A sexual faux pas wherein an individual sharts while receiving analingus.
“How did your date go last night?”
“It was going well until she gave me an indonesian blaster”
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A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!
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When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 4, 2021
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